Hey all, I’m taking a hiatus from Tumblr for mental health reasons. I honestly don’t know when I’ll be back.
There once was a pig from Peru,
Who fell asleep in a comfortable shoe,
He slept for a while,
And made a small smile,
And then, it was covered in poo.
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….sorta scared?….
your url makes this 10x creepier
I’ll be waiting, 2 hours timer is set
look at the notes.Okay, we’ll be waiting.
Fucking shit……
What the actual fuck you guys
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK
¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¿¿!Now I’m just fucking curious…
my guinea pigs are named Gatsby and Stormageddon Dark Lord of All
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Public Service Announcement: this video is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen. (x)
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Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
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