- Me: I have a slight headache
- Internet: It's cancer.
- Me: My stomach hurts a little bit and I—
- Internet: Cancer.
- Me: I can't sleep because I'm anxious I have all these horrible diseases and—
- Internet: Don't worry, it's anxiety. Or maybe cancer. lol.
Or licking a lollipop
"People in sub-Saharan Africa…"
Sub-Saharan Africa is literally most of Africa. The Sahara is pretty far north in the continent. Africa is freaking huge. “Sub-Saharan Africa” is not a good regional description, and has an incredibly diverse population.
Boxer crabs are badass because they pick up
handfulsclawfuls of stinging sea anemones and use them as weapons.
I thought that was a cheerleader crab
Waitaminutewaitaminute- what you’re telling me is that when that crab gets threatened, it picks up another organism laying nearby/minding it’s own business and then proceeds to use said innocent bystander to beat up whatever was threatening it?
someone please find a picture of this crab and put “I’ll beat a motherfucker with another mother fucker” on it in captions. Do it please I am not good with edits.
Here is a cake in the shape of a unicorn farting rainbow farts. You are welcome.
Anonymous asked: You're socialist guinea pigs idea is fuckin genius! Every time I see you on my dash, I cream myself.... with donuts of course. I'm sooo happy for you comrade guinea pig. <333 lots of love from California.... we are almost a socialist state. :P
The anonymous experiment is going well so far…