socialist guinea pigs

Politics, animals, humour, and also politics.
  • Me: I have a slight headache
  • Internet: It's cancer.
  • Me: My stomach hurts a little bit and I—
  • Internet: Cancer.
  • Me: I can't sleep because I'm anxious I have all these horrible diseases and—
  • Internet: Don't worry, it's anxiety. Or maybe cancer. lol.

"People in sub-Saharan Africa…"

Sub-Saharan Africa is literally most of Africa. The Sahara is pretty far north in the continent. Africa is freaking huge. “Sub-Saharan Africa” is not a good regional description, and has an incredibly diverse population.

medea-and-morticia:

discardedfamily:

keepmegoingbaby:

fencehopping:

Boxer crabs are badass because they pick up handfuls clawfuls of stinging sea anemones and use them as weapons.

I thought that was a cheerleader crab

Waitaminutewaitaminute- what you’re telling me is that when that crab gets threatened, it picks up another organism laying nearby/minding it’s own business and then proceeds to use said innocent bystander to beat up whatever was threatening it?
someone please find a picture of this crab and put “I’ll beat a motherfucker with another mother fucker” on it in captions. Do it please I am not good with edits.

medea-and-morticia:

discardedfamily:

keepmegoingbaby:

fencehopping:

Boxer crabs are badass because they pick up handfuls clawfuls of stinging sea anemones and use them as weapons.

I thought that was a cheerleader crab

Waitaminutewaitaminute- what you’re telling me is that when that crab gets threatened, it picks up another organism laying nearby/minding it’s own business and then proceeds to use said innocent bystander to beat up whatever was threatening it?

someone please find a picture of this crab and put “I’ll beat a motherfucker with another mother fucker” on it in captions. Do it please I am not good with edits.

(via chauvinistsushi)

Anonymous asked: You're socialist guinea pigs idea is fuckin genius! Every time I see you on my dash, I cream myself.... with donuts of course. I'm sooo happy for you comrade guinea pig. <333 lots of love from California.... we are almost a socialist state. :P

omg wat

The anonymous experiment is going well so far…